I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Randomize
