I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
