I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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