I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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