it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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