the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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