I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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