i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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