i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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