If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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