Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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