I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Randomize