Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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