..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Randomize
