I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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