Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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