She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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