question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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