Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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