dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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