some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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