Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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