We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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