There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
COCAINE IS GR8
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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