i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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