You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We are all done wearing pants today
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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