sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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