She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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