on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It's rum buckets o'clock
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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