how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he fucked my hip out of place.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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