This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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