The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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