I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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