Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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