I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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