I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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