the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
