I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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