You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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