goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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