ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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