"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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