I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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