my room smells like sperm. sweet.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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