How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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