it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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