Taylor Swift is so right about you.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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