did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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