Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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