Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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