I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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