I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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